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== Description == |
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== Ingredients == |
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== Directions == |
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| + | 5. Stir the bowl of poop until smooth and creamy. Creamy poo is good and yummy poo. |
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| + | 6.Bravisimo! Feed it to your hopefully un-adopted kids and get a plane ticket to Albania so you won't go to jail. |
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Revision as of 03:26, 30 July 2018
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time:
Yields: 1 serving
Description
Poop is not only delicious to eat/drink, but fun to make. If you don't want the kids wired up on sugar, use bum nectar as a substitute.
Ingredients
- 6 lemoms
- 1 cup white sugar
- 6 cups cold water
Directions
1. Eat the lemons, it somehow makes great and hard poop.
2. Now, drink the water to make sure it comes out.
3. Eat the sugar.
4. Wait until it's time to poo, and grab a bowl.
5. Stir the bowl of poop until smooth and creamy. Creamy poo is good and yummy poo.
6.Bravisimo! Feed it to your hopefully un-adopted kids and get a plane ticket to Albania so you won't go to jail.