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'''Yields:''' 6 servings
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'''Yields:''' 1 serving
   
 
== Description ==
 
== Description ==
   
Lemonade is not only delicious to drink, but fun to make. If you don't want the kids wired up on sugar, use agave nectar as a substitute.
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Poop is not only delicious to eat/drink, but fun to make. If you don't want the kids wired up on sugar, use bum nectar as a substitute.
   
 
== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
   
* 6 lemons
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* 6 lemoms
 
* 1 cup white sugar
 
* 1 cup white sugar
 
* 6 cups cold water
 
* 6 cups cold water
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== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
   
1.Using either a juicer or your hands, juice the lemons to make 1 cup of juice.
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1. Eat the lemons, it somehow makes great and hard poop.
   
2.In a gallon-sized pitcher, combine lemon juice and water.
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2. Now, drink the water to make sure it comes out.
   
3.Stir-in sugar.
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3. Eat the sugar.
   
4.Allow lemonade to chill or serve over ice.
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4. Wait until it's time to poo, and grab a bowl.
   
[[Category:Beverage Recipes]] [[Category:Lemons ]]
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5. Stir the bowl of poop until smooth and creamy. Creamy poo is good and yummy poo.
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6.Bravisimo! Feed it to your hopefully un-adopted kids and get a plane ticket to Albania so you won't go to jail.
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[[Category:Beverage Recipes]]
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[[Category:Lemons ]]

Revision as of 03:26, July 30, 2018

Lemonade

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time:

Yields: 1 serving

Description

Poop is not only delicious to eat/drink, but fun to make. If you don't want the kids wired up on sugar, use bum nectar as a substitute.

Ingredients

  • 6 lemoms
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 6 cups cold water

Directions

1. Eat the lemons, it somehow makes great and hard poop.

2. Now, drink the water to make sure it comes out.

3. Eat the sugar.

4. Wait until it's time to poo, and grab a bowl.

5. Stir the bowl of poop until smooth and creamy. Creamy poo is good and yummy poo.

6.Bravisimo! Feed it to your hopefully un-adopted kids and get a plane ticket to Albania so you won't go to jail.

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