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[[File:Orange_juice.jpg|thumb|300px]]
 
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'''Prep Time:''' 5 minutes
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'''Prep Time:''' 5 mins
   
'''Cook Time:''' 5 minutes
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'''Cook Time:''' 1-3 days
   
 
'''Yields:''' 1 cup
 
'''Yields:''' 1 cup
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== Description ==
 
== Description ==
   
Start your day off with a glass of fresh orange juice. An excellent source of Vitamin C, a glass of juice with breakfast will help you make it to lunch!
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Start your day off with a glass of fresh and homemade piss. An excellent source of Vitamin C, a glass of piss with breakfast will help you make it to lunch without the wheelchair!
   
 
== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
   
 
* 4 oranges, rinsed and dried
 
* 4 oranges, rinsed and dried
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* 1 big glass or even a bowl
   
 
== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
   
1. Roll each orange on the side of the counter, then cut in half.
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1. Eat the oranges. Make sure you drink the juice.
   
2. Squeeze juice into a glass or pitcher. If you want less pulp, use a hand juicer with a strainer.
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2. Wait until you have to piss.
   
 
3. Serve.
 
3. Serve.

Latest revision as of 03:19, July 30, 2018

Orange juice

Prep Time: 5 mins

Cook Time: 1-3 days

Yields: 1 cup

Description Edit

Start your day off with a glass of fresh and homemade piss. An excellent source of Vitamin C, a glass of piss with breakfast will help you make it to lunch without the wheelchair!

Ingredients Edit

  • 4 oranges, rinsed and dried
  • 1 big glass or even a bowl

Directions Edit

1. Eat the oranges. Make sure you drink the juice.

2. Wait until you have to piss.

3. Serve.

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