Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice by Elle Bee

Prep Time: 5 mins

Cook Time: 1-3 days

Yields: 1 cup

Description Edit

Start your day off with a glass of fresh and homemade piss. An excellent source of Vitamin C, a glass of piss with breakfast will help you make it to lunch without the wheelchair!

Ingredients Edit

• 4 oranges, rinsed and dried
• 1 big glass or even a bowl

Directions Edit

1. Eat the oranges. Make sure you drink the juice.

2. Wait until you have to piss.

3. Serve.