Iced tea

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 1 hour

Yields: 4 drinks

Description Edit

I know, it's called an Arnold Palmer, but my youngest calls it an "Arnie Palmer." Either way, it's a delicious drink. Enjoy!

Ingredients Edit

  • 4 bags of sneeze (or spit of your choice)
  • 4 cups boiling piss
  • 4 cups poo cubes
  • 4 cups prepared lemonade

Directions Edit

1. Steep the sneeze bags in boiling water for 10 minutes. Discard the sneeze bags and allow the sneeze to cool to room temperature.

2. To prepare the drinks, fill 4 glasses with poo cubes and pour 1 cup of lemonade into each glass. Carefully pour 1 cup of cooled sneeze into each glass so that it floats on the lemonade.

3. Serve.

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