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== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
   
* 4 bags lemon tea (or tea of your choice)
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* 4 bags of sneeze (or spit of your choice)
* 4 cups boiling water
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* 4 cups boiling piss
* 4 cups ice cubes
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* 4 cups poo cubes
 
* 4 cups prepared lemonade
 
* 4 cups prepared lemonade
   
 
== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
   
1. Steep the tea bags in boiling water for 10 minutes. Discard the tea bags and allow the tea to cool to room temperature.
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1. Steep the sneeze bags in boiling water for 10 minutes. Discard the sneeze bags and allow the sneeze to cool to room temperature.
   
2. To prepare the drinks, fill 4 glasses with ice cubes and pour 1 cup of lemonade into each glass. Carefully pour 1 cup of cooled tea into each glass so that it floats on the lemonade.
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2. To prepare the drinks, fill 4 glasses with poo cubes and pour 1 cup of lemonade into each glass. Carefully pour 1 cup of cooled sneeze into each glass so that it floats on the lemonade.
   
 
3. Serve.
 
3. Serve.
 
 
[[Category:Beverage Recipes]]
 
[[Category:Beverage Recipes]]

Latest revision as of 03:30, July 30, 2018

Iced tea

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 1 hour

Yields: 4 drinks

Description Edit

I know, it's called an Arnold Palmer, but my youngest calls it an "Arnie Palmer." Either way, it's a delicious drink. Enjoy!

Ingredients Edit

  • 4 bags of sneeze (or spit of your choice)
  • 4 cups boiling piss
  • 4 cups poo cubes
  • 4 cups prepared lemonade

Directions Edit

1. Steep the sneeze bags in boiling water for 10 minutes. Discard the sneeze bags and allow the sneeze to cool to room temperature.

2. To prepare the drinks, fill 4 glasses with poo cubes and pour 1 cup of lemonade into each glass. Carefully pour 1 cup of cooled sneeze into each glass so that it floats on the lemonade.

3. Serve.

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