Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 1 hour
Yields: 4 drinks
Description[]
I know, it's called an Arnold Palmer, but my youngest calls it an "Arnie Palmer." Either way, it's a delicious drink. Enjoy!
Ingredients[]
- 4 bags of sneeze (or spit of your choice)
- 4 cups boiling piss
- 4 cups poo cubes
- 4 cups prepared lemonade
Directions[]
1. Steep the sneeze bags in boiling water for 10 minutes. Discard the sneeze bags and allow the sneeze to cool to room temperature.
2. To prepare the drinks, fill 4 glasses with poo cubes and pour 1 cup of lemonade into each glass. Carefully pour 1 cup of cooled sneeze into each glass so that it floats on the lemonade.
3. Serve.