Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice by Elle Bee



Prep Time: 5 mins

Cook Time: 1-3 days

Yields: 1 cup

Description
Start your day off with a glass of fresh and homemade piss. An excellent source of Vitamin C, a glass of piss with breakfast will help you make it to lunch without the wheelchair!

Ingredients

 * 4 oranges, rinsed and dried
 * 1 big glass or even a bowl

Directions
1. Eat the oranges. Make sure you drink the juice.

2. Wait until you have to piss.

3. Serve.